So I complete one more year in this hell hole. Over the years I have met some atrocious managers and severely challenged co-workers! Yup, I have been lucky more often than not! Small compilation of things I have had the good fortune to be at the receiving end of!
1. "You have put on weight". Yes, meat-head. Working with little twerps like you makes me hungry. Now shut up else I won't have to look further for my next meal!
2. "There are no "Good" girls around in office". Hmm. They just left to get you a full-length mirror coz you know, we think it would do you some good!
3. "There are no "Good" men in office." Yes darling, we don't live in Hollywood. You won't find "The Rock". Learn to make do with the little pebbles thrown here and there!
4. "People don't speak good English here." Yes Ms Britan, now can you repeat that slowly and in English if possible so that the rest of us can understand what you just regurgitated?
5. "You need to treat us! Let's party!!" Definitely! Coz I work hard to blow my money on undeserving nincompoops! Now, stop talking and help me remove your existence from my brain! And please, stop salivating around me!
6. "Why are you still here? Your talent is wasted in this company" Really? I would remain a dumb blonde had it not been for your insights! And get me that job at Nat Geo, will you?
7. "You are 25 and unmarried? Why?" Well.. Coz of men like you, maybe?
8. "You are 28! You should have a baby now!" Sure and you just keep your semen in check!
9. "You are a junior resource. You should be more flexible." Bitch please.
10. "You are a senior resource. You should be more understanding ." Bitch please.
11. "You are a valuable resource to this project" As valuable as your last fart. Better out than in!
12. "You have been here for so long! You must be earning a lot!" In millions! I just come here to counsel shit heads like you.
1. "You have put on weight". Yes, meat-head. Working with little twerps like you makes me hungry. Now shut up else I won't have to look further for my next meal!
2. "There are no "Good" girls around in office". Hmm. They just left to get you a full-length mirror coz you know, we think it would do you some good!
3. "There are no "Good" men in office." Yes darling, we don't live in Hollywood. You won't find "The Rock". Learn to make do with the little pebbles thrown here and there!
4. "People don't speak good English here." Yes Ms Britan, now can you repeat that slowly and in English if possible so that the rest of us can understand what you just regurgitated?
5. "You need to treat us! Let's party!!" Definitely! Coz I work hard to blow my money on undeserving nincompoops! Now, stop talking and help me remove your existence from my brain! And please, stop salivating around me!
6. "Why are you still here? Your talent is wasted in this company" Really? I would remain a dumb blonde had it not been for your insights! And get me that job at Nat Geo, will you?
7. "You are 25 and unmarried? Why?" Well.. Coz of men like you, maybe?
8. "You are 28! You should have a baby now!" Sure and you just keep your semen in check!
9. "You are a junior resource. You should be more flexible." Bitch please.
10. "You are a senior resource. You should be more understanding ." Bitch please.
11. "You are a valuable resource to this project" As valuable as your last fart. Better out than in!
12. "You have been here for so long! You must be earning a lot!" In millions! I just come here to counsel shit heads like you.