Round is a shape!

5:30 AM

ALARM : SHRIEEEEEK!! 

SLEEPY HEAD : So early?? I had just gone to sleep!! I swear!!

<snooze>

5:35 AM

ALARM : SHRIEEEEEK!! SHRIIIEEEEKKKK!!!

SLEEPY HEAD : What the hell is wrong with you??? Go back to sleep and lemme also sleep!! 

<snooze>

5:40 AM

ALARM : SHRIEEEEEK!! SHRIIIEEEEKKKK!!!SHRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!

SLEEPY HEAD : Are you freak-en kidding moi?? I just snoozed you!! Sleep you idiot!

<snooze>

5:45 AM

ALARM : SHRIEEEEEK!! SHRIIIEEEEKKKK!!!SHRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!SHRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!

SLEEPY HEAD : DARN IT! Alright.. coach said she would be here by 6:00. I will need 10 mins to get ready. Effectively, I am gonna have 5 more mins to complete my beauty sleep..

<snooze>

5:50 AM

ALARM : SHRIEEEEEK!! SHRIIIEEEEKKKK!!!SHRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!SHRIIIEEEEEEKKKK!!!

SLEEPY HEAD : YAAAWWWNNN.. I slept really late last night.. can't get up now, might just end up with a head ache! I might already have one.. lemme check.. Damn.. I am fine!

<long pause> <numerous reasons revolve in my head>

Reason 1 : Its just brisk walk. I walk it up everyday. Sleep now.

Reason 2 : I will ask her if we can start training from tomorrow. She should be ok with that. Hang on.. what if she's not??

Reason 3 : Alright, then I am gonna message her about my "terrible headache". She's gonna be kind. Eh.. will she??

All this within mili seconds. Guess my brain indeed is faster than a computer! But as they say, you need hundred reasons for not doing something, but just one reason to do it. 

That happened to be the last of my reasons cornucopia!

Reason N : 8 Kgs in less than a year. Not a big deal! You can reduce that in no time. Oh.. hang on.. this is what you said last time. Anyways.. bygones are bygones.. This time probably.... I mean its ok if your jeans don't fit you.. not a big deal..

SLEEPY HEAD : SHUT UUPPPP!!! I am up!!

(Speed at which I traveled up the stairs would definitely put any athlete to shame!)

6:00 AM

DAD : Where are you off too?? <super astonished look>

SLEEPY HEAD : I am gonna jog <beaming>

DAD : First and last day is it? <hint of amusement>

SLEEPY HEAD : Yaa.. whatever.. byeeee

COACH : Ready??

SLEEPY HEAD : <huff puff>  Phew.. Lemme catch a breath.. Alrightie then. Bring it on!!

Believe you me, she did bring it, infact, brought it so bad.. that rest of my day was filled with painful cries and hidden tears!

First day of workout - I am still up and running.. well, up and typing! In pain (oouucchh), eye lids dying to meet each other.

Life would've been so much more simpler if my philosophy would be - I am in shape. Round is a shape!!!